BREAKING NEWS from NPR------It has been discovered that a couple in Auburn, AL has been spiking the food of their grown children with aphrodisiacs and fertility oils. The notorious couple known as Lolli and Pops Downes became obsessed with grandchildren when they realized how adorable and precious theirs were and decided to take matters into their own hands to increase their tribe. They devised a scheme to throw an elaborate luau once a year to lure their children to their home. The beautifully presented and delicious food, however, would be infused with massive amounts of the fertility aids. The unsuspecting adult childen would then ingest the food, and then... well---Anyway it is reported that they now have 12 grandchildren. When taken into custody, Mr. Pops cooperated with officers; however, it was reported that Mrs. Lolli threw an entire bunch of carrots at the squad car, and then asked for a dry pair of underwear. Further details will be reported as they come in.

Well, speaking of grandchildren and elaborate luaus, I, myself, am intently busy with some plans for both. Starting tomorrow, I have a steady stream of grandchildren visits happening this summer. Some call it "Lolli Camp" and others call it "Girl's Week" or "Boy's Week" with Lolli and Pops. I try to plan some sort of unusual fun for the cousins while they are here together. And the truth is I love this time of year when these opportunities to know the children better happen and we can enjoy the summer season in fun ways together. I will be a blogging about these upcoming times imbetween all their visits.
And as for elaborate Luaus, last week I helped put on one for all the senior citizens of my church. It is always a highlight for these(mostly)80 & 90 year olds.


My annual family luau is later this summer and I thoroughly enjoy making my plans and lists in preparation.
Ready - set - here I go- for an action packed summer with grandchildren and my family luau party.... what Lolli loves best!
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